For More Options Press #1!
I never did want to murder someone
as much as that Robot you get on the phone.
Smash it with a hammer, shoot it with a gun
for more options, please press #1.
"Press the last 4 digits of your Social Sec
followed by the pound key, click click click.
Enter the name of your old home town
what was the color of your first prom gown?
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch what you did say
Let us try another way."
Your call is important. Please stay on the line
I've been here 2 hours. I'm losing my mind!
I've pressed every button a person can press.
Is there a button for "Please kiss my Ass"?
Pretty soon you'll hear such a crash
when I throw my phone right into the trash.
Crawl down the wires and find that machine
and smash it into smithereens.
Then it'll be like the Robots say
I'm going to "have a WUN-derful Day!"
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as much as that Robot you get on the phone.
Smash it with a hammer, shoot it with a gun
for more options, please press #1.
"Press the last 4 digits of your Social Sec
followed by the pound key, click click click.
Enter the name of your old home town
what was the color of your first prom gown?
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch what you did say
Let us try another way."
Your call is important. Please stay on the line
I've been here 2 hours. I'm losing my mind!
I've pressed every button a person can press.
Is there a button for "Please kiss my Ass"?
Pretty soon you'll hear such a crash
when I throw my phone right into the trash.
Crawl down the wires and find that machine
and smash it into smithereens.
Then it'll be like the Robots say
I'm going to "have a WUN-derful Day!"
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Tesla's Signal: a classic-style SF novel about the greatest inventor ever forgotten. See Main Page