Secure nite before Xmas
Twas the nite before xmas and up in the sky
a bright apparition has captured our eye!
It looks like a meteor, heavens forfend
It's a big killer asteroid! Is this the end?
The guys at Norad are having a fit
“It looks like a Nuke! I think this is IT!
Get in your shelters for the next hundred years
It's nuclear war! Armageddon is here!”
“Ready the counterstrike...”—wait, who is that?
Out comes a nut in a red suit & hat
Says he's got toys in his big bulging sack
Calls himself 'santa', like I believe that!
He says I've got gifts and toys just for fun...
some dolls & some candy, some big plastic guns!
The officers gape, they yell 'hit the dirt!
He's armed--he's a terrorist! Call Red Alert!”
They've slapped him in handcuffs, impounded his sled
Now he wears ugly orange instead of bright red
Says the TSA man with a smile gleaming bright
“secure xmas to all and a safe good night!”
Twas the nite before xmas and up in the sky
a bright apparition has captured our eye!
It looks like a meteor, heavens forfend
It's a big killer asteroid! Is this the end?
The guys at Norad are having a fit
“It looks like a Nuke! I think this is IT!
Get in your shelters for the next hundred years
It's nuclear war! Armageddon is here!”
“Ready the counterstrike...”—wait, who is that?
Out comes a nut in a red suit & hat
Says he's got toys in his big bulging sack
Calls himself 'santa', like I believe that!
He says I've got gifts and toys just for fun...
some dolls & some candy, some big plastic guns!
The officers gape, they yell 'hit the dirt!
He's armed--he's a terrorist! Call Red Alert!”
They've slapped him in handcuffs, impounded his sled
Now he wears ugly orange instead of bright red
Says the TSA man with a smile gleaming bright
“secure xmas to all and a safe good night!”