The Jewish Nite Before Xmas
(In response to a facebook comment regarding the Holocaust: “they bring it on themselves. It's no wonder anti-semitism is rising in Europe”.)
Twas the nite before Xmas and all thru the house
People were nervous. Even the mouse.
They caught sight of Santa and waved “go away!”
Cause this house is Jewish! Oh dear and Oy Vay!
"He's bringing much more than a sack fulla toys
He's also got judgment and hate from the Goys.
They say we're too greedy, they say we're too cheap.
Whatever we do, there's a sack fulla grief."
"If something goes wrong it's a nefarious plot
worldwide conspiracy is what we've got.
everything bad is the fault of the Jews...
earthquakes and hurricanes, asteroids too!"
"You borrowed our bible and took our messiah
You gave us the sword and you gave us the fire.
And still you keep pointing the finger of hate
Let's all get along, before it's too late!"
"Listen dear Santa, please open your sack
What we'd like for Xmas is Cut us some slack!
Keep your religions, the crescent and cross
Here's what we want: Merry Christmas! Get lost!”
(In response to a facebook comment regarding the Holocaust: “they bring it on themselves. It's no wonder anti-semitism is rising in Europe”.)
Twas the nite before Xmas and all thru the house
People were nervous. Even the mouse.
They caught sight of Santa and waved “go away!”
Cause this house is Jewish! Oh dear and Oy Vay!
"He's bringing much more than a sack fulla toys
He's also got judgment and hate from the Goys.
They say we're too greedy, they say we're too cheap.
Whatever we do, there's a sack fulla grief."
"If something goes wrong it's a nefarious plot
worldwide conspiracy is what we've got.
everything bad is the fault of the Jews...
earthquakes and hurricanes, asteroids too!"
"You borrowed our bible and took our messiah
You gave us the sword and you gave us the fire.
And still you keep pointing the finger of hate
Let's all get along, before it's too late!"
"Listen dear Santa, please open your sack
What we'd like for Xmas is Cut us some slack!
Keep your religions, the crescent and cross
Here's what we want: Merry Christmas! Get lost!”