THE MONTH BEFORE XMAS 2022
its a month before xmas & what do I hear
trumpets & saxophones filling my ear
with crappy renditions of stale xmas songs
24-7, all the month long
with treachly choirs, with tunes that are crappy
relentlessly telling me I should be happy
go out & consume & buy sparkly things
all kinds of chachkas & green & red bling
every commercial has fake jingle bells
one of those sounds you'll be hearing in hell.
o what can I do, no peace can I find
if they don't shut up I will sure lose my mind.
dont you be grumpy & don't you be blue
be happy & joyful or what's wrong with you?
why aren't you feasting & stuffing your face
like everyone else in the whole human race.
we're all divorced & our familys are dead
we've got no people with whom to break bread.
no siblings no cousins, no dear old mother
dear santa could you bring a significant other?
id rather be happy the time that I choose
And so I'll be grumpy like old mister scrooge
so I'm waiting till january when xmas is gone
and then I"ll be happy & life will go on
its a month before xmas & what do I hear
trumpets & saxophones filling my ear
with crappy renditions of stale xmas songs
24-7, all the month long
with treachly choirs, with tunes that are crappy
relentlessly telling me I should be happy
go out & consume & buy sparkly things
all kinds of chachkas & green & red bling
every commercial has fake jingle bells
one of those sounds you'll be hearing in hell.
o what can I do, no peace can I find
if they don't shut up I will sure lose my mind.
dont you be grumpy & don't you be blue
be happy & joyful or what's wrong with you?
why aren't you feasting & stuffing your face
like everyone else in the whole human race.
we're all divorced & our familys are dead
we've got no people with whom to break bread.
no siblings no cousins, no dear old mother
dear santa could you bring a significant other?
id rather be happy the time that I choose
And so I'll be grumpy like old mister scrooge
so I'm waiting till january when xmas is gone
and then I"ll be happy & life will go on