THE NITE BEFORE XMAS 2021
was the nite before xmas & everyone's sick
nobody's catching a glimpse of st Nick.
Instead there's this creep who keeps floating around...
it's mister Corona with big spiky crown.
he says "that old santa is sick in his bed
so I’m the one giving the presents instead.
I've got all the goodies a person could ask
Come here & get it, just take off your mask
I've alpha & beta & delta mutations
and omicron too, it's the latest sensation.
Then he looks up & says “oops! gotta run...
here comes that guy who spoils all my fun.
Look at that grinch with a sackful of ouchies
Yep, it’s that killjoy they call Doctor Fauci!”
A couple of jerks in red baseball hats
said “we love the flag & we hate the vaxx.
if we cant have Donald to be our big boss
Then we’ll take Corona. Doc Fauci, get lost!”
“Why, that needle is full of some bad DNA
to make you a zombie, that’s what people say.
microchips too from bill gates evil plot
why the devil himself is inside of this shot.”
The doc says “who tells you that crap you believe?
Now just shut your mouth & roll up your sleeve.”
“we’d rather die” the red hats did yell
and they all flew away like a bat outta hell.
The doctor he reaches down into his sack
Says “this is from Santa. Come get your vac.
As he takes out his needle all shiny & new...
says “hey mr Rona, this present's for you."
“you’ve had your fun for a year & a half
The party is over, you’ve had your last laugh.”
They fought like the devil & when they were done
Corona was flat as a punctured balloon!
Saying goodbye Corona don’t bug us no more.
Roll your spiky green ass right out of that door.
Then for the Doctor we all gave a cheer
Cause he brought us Christmas & happy new year!
was the nite before xmas & everyone's sick
nobody's catching a glimpse of st Nick.
Instead there's this creep who keeps floating around...
it's mister Corona with big spiky crown.
he says "that old santa is sick in his bed
so I’m the one giving the presents instead.
I've got all the goodies a person could ask
Come here & get it, just take off your mask
I've alpha & beta & delta mutations
and omicron too, it's the latest sensation.
Then he looks up & says “oops! gotta run...
here comes that guy who spoils all my fun.
Look at that grinch with a sackful of ouchies
Yep, it’s that killjoy they call Doctor Fauci!”
A couple of jerks in red baseball hats
said “we love the flag & we hate the vaxx.
if we cant have Donald to be our big boss
Then we’ll take Corona. Doc Fauci, get lost!”
“Why, that needle is full of some bad DNA
to make you a zombie, that’s what people say.
microchips too from bill gates evil plot
why the devil himself is inside of this shot.”
The doc says “who tells you that crap you believe?
Now just shut your mouth & roll up your sleeve.”
“we’d rather die” the red hats did yell
and they all flew away like a bat outta hell.
The doctor he reaches down into his sack
Says “this is from Santa. Come get your vac.
As he takes out his needle all shiny & new...
says “hey mr Rona, this present's for you."
“you’ve had your fun for a year & a half
The party is over, you’ve had your last laugh.”
They fought like the devil & when they were done
Corona was flat as a punctured balloon!
Saying goodbye Corona don’t bug us no more.
Roll your spiky green ass right out of that door.
Then for the Doctor we all gave a cheer
Cause he brought us Christmas & happy new year!